The Bible According to Kids

Children say the funniest things about Scripture. Here are some examples:
  • "In the first book of the Bible, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabboth off."
  • "Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients."
  • "The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments."
  • "The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him."
  • "When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta."